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Blonde quickies 15
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Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? A: So they know if it is morning or afternoon. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A blond electrician Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: So brunettes can remember them. A2: Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn`t fit. Q: Why wasn`t the Virgin Mary a blonde ?? A: She wouldn`t have been old enough to bear children! Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her? Q: Why do blondes have periods? A: They deserve them Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they`re simple, easy and they taste good.
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