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Blonde quickies 1
Blonde jokes
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that`s where you`re supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: Why didn`t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She`d just dyed her hair.
Q: Why didn`t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She`d just blow dried her hair and she didn`t want it blown around too much.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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