|
|
|
Blonde paints the porch
Blonde jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for Her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told Her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.
The man`s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to Her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect Her money.
"You`re finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that`s not a Porch, it`s a Ferrari."
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Blonde jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Two muffins are in a toaster oven, first muffin says: "Boy, its hot in here" second muffin says, "I ... Read this joke...
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted His wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
A teenage girl arriving home from school asks her mother, ?Is it true what the teacher told us today?"?What?s that? the mother replied... Read this joke...
You`re so ugly you`d make a train take a dirt road!... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
One day a preist was stsanding at a bus corner when a child walked up to him and said "why are you wearing your collar backwards?" the preist answered becase i am a father... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff