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Blonde one liners
Blonde jokes
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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a `scratch and sniff` sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
How do you get a twinkle in a blonde`s eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Why don`t blondes like making Raro juice from sachets?
Because they can`t fit eight cups of water in the packet.
Did you bear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
They went to see `Closed for Winter`.
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
`Look! They spelled Macy`s wrong.`
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Why do blondes have `TGIF` written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she`s got a grenade in her mouth.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
There is white-out all over the monitor.
Why shouldn`t blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said `Disneyland Left` so they turned around and went home.
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