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Blonde on flight-1
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On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, I`m blonde, I`m beautiful, I`m going to New York and I`m not moving.
Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I`m blonde, I`m beautiful, I`m going to New York and I`m not moving." The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what to do about her.
The captain said, I`m married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this. He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde`s ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, Why didn`t anyone just say so?
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, I told her the first class section wasn`t going to New York.
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