|
|
|
Blonde kidnapper
Blonde jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A blonde was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I?ve kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I?ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The blonde pinned the note to the kid?s shirt and sent him home to show it to His parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Blonde jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Q: What happens to programmers when they die?A: They get deallocated, their values become undefined, they get re-intialized, their structues break down, they become WORM food, they start dropping bits, they branch to a new address, their social system resources are released, they dump core... Read this joke...
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?A... Read this joke...
A marine catfish can taste with any part of its body... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Q. What`s the ultimate rejection?A. When you`re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff