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Blonde in a circle
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A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for Her to pull over, and she does.
The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells Her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up Her leather seats. He turns around and sees she`s smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting Her windows and beating Her car. He looks back to see that she`s laughing.
He`s really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices Her tires. He turns around and she`s laughing so hard, she`s about to fall down. He demands, "What`s so funny?"
She says, "Every time you weren`t looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
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