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Astro girl
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Nasa is looking for a new way to boost it's ratings. So they decide to send an ordinary woman into space. They place an add and are soon faced with three interviews. The first is a lovely looking woman with neat brown hair. They have only one question to ask which is: "If you could go to any planet, where would you go?"
After a moment of thought the woman replies;"I would go to Mars."
"And why would you like to go there?"
"I find it very interesting and would like to see if there really is life there."
The Nasa men are most impressed with this and promise to call Her back and let Her know their results.
The next woman is a redhead with a very nice suit on. They ask Her the same question to which she replies; "I would like to go to Saturn, so that I could see for myself what the rings look like."
The Nasa guys are happy with this answer and promise to call Her back.
The next is a blonde woman wearing a very short skirt and VERY revealing top. They ask Her the same question and she gives it a lot of thought and replies; "I would like to go to the sun."
"But don't you know you would burn to death if you went to the sun?"
"Oh don't be silly, I'd go at night."
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