|
|
|
Alligator hunting
Blonde jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude
of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I`ll
just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of
shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe
you`ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set
on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he
spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water,
shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator
swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the
creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the
swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead
creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde
flips the alligator on it`s back, and frustrated, shouts out,
"Damn it, this
one isn`t wearing any shoes either!"
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Blonde jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?... Read this joke...
Before his infamous haircut on the tarmac, Clinton asked his stylist Christophe, "How long will this take, how much will it cost, and how good will this look?"Christophe replied just ten minutes, cost $20, and look marvelous... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
A young couple were on their honeymoon... Read this joke...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
A blonde goes to the doctor and he asks, "What`s wrong?" She says, "I hurt all over... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff