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Timbuck two
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A black man and a white man are in a bar fighting about who is the smartest.
The fight was carrying on for quite a while when the bartender walked up and said, "I am going to have to ask you gentlemen to leave, but before I do we are going to settle this fight, or else you will just go beat each other up in the parking lot."
He said, "I am going to give you a word and you each have to make a rhyme out of it and whoever`s is the best is the smartest, the word is timbuck two."
The white man thought and thought and finally said "I got it."
"Walking in the hot desert sand, I came upon a car-a-van, first came one camel, then came two, destination timbuck two."
The bartender said, "Very good."
The black man thought and thought and said, "OK, me and Timmy went fishing, we came upon three lovelies in a tent, upon the ground still wet with dew I bucked one Tim bucked two."
Submitted by fairytales64
Edited by Calamjo
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