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The police stop
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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding
and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver`s license?
Driver: I don`t have one. I had it suspended
when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner`s card for this
vehicle?
Driver: It`s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That`s right. But come to think of
it, I think I saw the owner`s card in the glove
box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There`s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That`s where I put it after
I shot and killed the woman who owns this car
and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There`s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called
his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by
police, and the captain approached the driver
to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who`s car is this?
Driver: It`s mine, officer. Here`s the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove
box so I can see if there`s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there`s no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove
box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk?
I was told you said there`s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don`t understand it. The officer
who stopped you said you told him you didn`t
have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the
glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the
trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I`ll bet he told you I was speeding,
too.
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