The cowboy and the gay bar
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A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it`s a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What`s the name of your penis?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I`m not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I`m sorry but I can`t serve you until you
tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan `Just Do It.` That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because `It really satisfies`."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a
beer,"Hey bud, what`s the name of yours?" The man looks back and says, with a smile "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin` and keeps on tickin`!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call yours?" The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it`s STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR WOMAN!"
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