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There once was this guy who walked into a bar and ordered a counter-lunch. When his meal arrived he noticed a pile of peas on his plate. The man stares at them for a moment and than proceeds to tell the barman, "Gee, I haven't had a pea in forty years."
The barman then yells to the entire pub, "Quick, anyone who can't swim grab a chair!"

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