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Starkle starkle little twink
who the hell you are I think
I`m not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I`m just a little slort of sheep
I`m not like tinkle peep
I don`t know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get
just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
`cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday me up
Submitted by Calamjo
Editted by Curtis

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