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Snail visits bar
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The landlord of a pub, is just locking up, when there`s a ring on the doorbell.
He opens the door, and there`s a snail sitting there. "What do you want?" asks the landlord.
The snail replies that he wants a drink.
"Go away, we`re closed, and we don`t serve snails anyway".
The snail pleads and pleads with the barman to give it a drink, at which the landlord gets fed up, kicks the snail and slams the door.
.. Exactly one year later, he`s locking up again, and there`s a ring at the doorbell. The landlord opens the door, and looks down to see a snail sitting there. "What do you want" says the landlord.
"What did you do that for" says the snail.
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