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Plastic or rubber?
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A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk.
Soon the lawyer realizes that the drunk is studying something in his hand and holding it up to the light.
"What do you have there?" asks the curious lawyer.
The drunk shakes his head. "Damned if I know," he says. "It looks like plastic and it feels like rubber."
"Let me take a look," says the lawyer, and he rolls it between his fingers.
"You know, you?re right," he says. "It does look like plastic, yet it feels like rubber. But I don?t know what it is. Where did you get it?"
The drunk replies, "Out of my nose."
Submitted by Curtis
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