Pecker
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A man was sitting in a bar one evening looking pretty bummed out.
The bartender notices him and asks what`s wrong.
The man replies that he believes that his wife is being unfaithful but isn`t sure how to confront her about it.
The bartender replies, "Here`s what you do, tonight when you get home, pull down your pants, point to your willy and ask her what it is. If she say`s its a dick, then that means she`s lost her innocence and shyness which would indicate that she has been sleeping around. If she say`s it`s a pecker then that indicates that she is still shy and innocent."
The man decides to give it a try and immediately goes home to summon his wife.
As she enters the living room, our friend drops his pants, points to his member and asks her what it is.
"Oh, that`s a pecker," responds his wife.
The man lets out a big sigh of relief and exclaims, "Whew, I was afraid you were going to call it a dick."
His wife responds, "Oh no, that`s a pecker all right. A dick is twice that size!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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