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Nice peanuts
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A guy walks into a bar and hears this voice say,
`Hey, you`re a pretty good-looking guy.`
Upon, further investigation, he realizes that the voice is coming from a bowl of nuts.
So he asks the barman, `What`s this?`
The bartender replies, `They`re complimentary peanuts.`
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