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A girl named Martha is opening a new bar but can`t think of a good name.
So she starts a contest, whereby whoever can think of a good name gets 100 free drinks.
The winner was a fellow who suggested "Martha`s Legs".
On the bar`s first day of business, he arrived an hour before the establishment opened, and sat down on the curb to wait.
A policeman noticed him and asked what he was doing on the street.
The man replied "I`m just sitting here wating for `Martha`s Legs` to open so I can get 100 free drinks."
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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