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A mushroom walks into a bar.
He sits next to a beautiful woman and tries to pick her up.
He gives her a few cheap lines.
She replies "Get out of here, I don`t want anything to do with you!"
Then the mushroom says, "What`s the matter? I`m a fun-gi!"
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