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Mrs o'conner
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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking as if he`d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, His nose is broken, His face is cut and bruised and he`s walking with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
"Jamie O`Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little fella, O`Conner?" says Sean. "He couldn`t do that to you, he must have had something in His hand."
"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin` he gave me with it."
"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn`t you have something in your hand?"
"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O`Conner, and a thing of beauty she was, but useless in a fight."
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