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Money in a jar
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A guy walks up and sees a jar of money in a bar.
The Barman says you need to do 3 things to get all the money.
1. He points over to a big guy, 6`9" 280 lbs. You have to walk up to him and knock him out in one punch.
2. Pull a tooth out of a rottweilers mouth.
3. Screw a 70 year old lady.
He walks over to the big guy and knocks him out in one punch.
He takes the dog in the bathroom and all you hear is yelling and screaming.
He comes out all bloody and says, "Now where is that 70 year old lady I have to pull the tooth out of?"
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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