aFunnyStuff.com archive
Jokes Humor stories Pictures Videos Funny News Games

Home  |  Bookmark us  |  Submit / Upload  |   |  Random stuff  |  RSS feed  |  Funny sites(add)  |  About  |  Terms  |  Privacy  |  Contact us
Funny stuff
» Funny pictures
Funny pics gallery
Forum pics 130
Funny pics mix 6
Funny pictures 2714
Optical illusions 37
» Funny videos
Funny clips gallery
Banned videos 53
Extreme videos 203
Funny animals 101
Funny cartoons 85
Funny cats 74
Funny dogs 85
Funny videos 8996
Home made videos 33
Music videos 69
Parodies 28
Pranks 156
Sexy videos 89
Sport videos 175
Stupid videos 160
Wierd videos 6
» Funny news
Funny news 31635
News funnies 23
» Free Games
Games gallery
Action games 844
Cartoons 62
Casino games 39
Classic arcade 254
Fighting games 81
Free games 1799
Logic games 170
Photo puzzles 593
Racing games 201
RPG games 45
Shooting games 452
Sport games 333
Strategy games 196
» Funny jokes
Adult jokes 1626
Animal jokes 289
Bar jokes 620
Blonde jokes 1361
Bumper stickers 40
Computer jokes 430
Dirty jokes 239
Ethnic jokes 319
Funny Facts 1490
Gay jokes 117
Gender jokes 69
Holiday jokes 168
Humor jokes 819
Insults 4294
Insults jokes 114
Jokers 160
Lawyer jokes 530
Medical jokes 297
One liners 704
Police jokes 6
Politics jokes 304
Redneck jokes 473
Religious jokes 625
Work jokes 75
Yo mama jokes 127
» Humor stories
Funny poems 15
Funny stories 343
» Sounds
Funny audio 338
Sound boards 80
Funny sitesFunny sites
Uber Humor


  Jokes > Bar jokes : Just a head

Just a head


Bar jokes Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0 [add review]

Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest.
The first has no arms, the second no legs, and
the third has no body, just a head.
They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash"
they`re all in the pool. The guy with no arms
takes the lead instantly, but the guy with no
legs is closing fast. The head sank straight
to the bottom.
Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs
finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming
from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he
had better dive down to rescue the head guy.
He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface
and places the head at the side of the pool,
where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.
Eventually the head catches his breath and
shouts, "Three goddamn years I`ve spent learning
to swim with my goddamn ears. Then five seconds
before the whistle, some bastard puts a swimming
cap on me."


Rate this joke (settings)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0 [add review]

[ Bar jokes index ] Next joke
Previous joke [ jokes index ] Next joke

More : Popular jokes | Most reviewed jokes | Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke : Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.


Post your review!

Name  :
Email   :
Rate    :
Text    : URLs cannot be posted here
           
Cool sites



Random jokes
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman... Read this joke...
Warner Chappel Music owns the copyright to the song `Happy Birthday`... Read this joke...

Random joke
How do you know you`re in a gay church? How do you know you`re in a gay church? Only half of ... Read this joke...
At your speed, you`d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium... Read this joke...


Friend Finder



Random Funny stuff

A couplet short of a sonnet... Read this joke...

Random pics
Funny pictures : Shark ahead

aFunnyStuff.com archive
Use parental controls to protect your kids : Wikipedia | Battle.