|
|
|
I'll drink to that
Bar jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A guy walks into a bar with his girlfriend. A very drunk man in the bar looks at the girl and says loudly, "If you were my woman, I would lick you from top to bottom like a lollipop." The boyfriend is angered and starts to get up to kick the drunken guy`s ass. The girlfriend stops him, telling him she does not want a scene. The drunken man then walks over to her and tries to give her a big sloppy kiss. The boyfriend pulls him off and is about to beat him to a pulp, but the girlfriend pulls him away. "If that guy even looks at you again, I`m going to kill him!" the boyfriend declared. After a couple of minutes, the drunk came over to the couple again and said "If you were my woman, I`d turn you upside-down, fill your pussy with beer and drink you dry with one swallow." The boyfriend just took the girl`s arm and started to walk her quietly out of the bar. She asked him why he was not trying to pound the drunk into the ground for dishonoring her. He replied, "If he can drink that much beer, he`s a better than than I am."
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Bar jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
January 4, 2000 Dear Valued Employee: Re: Vacation Pay Our records indicate that you have not used any vacationtime over the past 100 year(s)... Read this joke...
1 star hangoverNo pain... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
A 20th century man... The guy has no future.... Read this joke...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big city church... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
All the platinum ever mined would fit into an average-sized living-room!... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff