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Help! poleesh!
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Here's one I made up while in the sixth grade. It's a sixth-grade joke, but no worse than the one just read! A drunk was sitting in His car in the parking lot outside a bar, yelling: "Help! Poleesh! I've been robbed!" The cop on the beat came to him & said, "What's wrong?"
The drunk said, "Look for yourshelf! They took my shteering wheel, my inshtrument panel; they even took my pedalsh!" The policeman said, "No problem; everything's right up here in the front seat!"
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