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Healing touch
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Jesus recently walked into a bar somewhere in the Western World. He approached three sad-faced gentlemen at a table, and greeted the first one: "What`s troubling you, brother?" he said.
"My eyes. I keep getting stronger and stronger glasses, and I still can`t see." Jesus touched the man, who ran outside to tell the world about His now 20-20 vision.
The next gentleman couldn`t hear Jesus` questions, so The Lord just touched His ears, restoring His hearing to perfection.
This man, too, ran out the door, probably on His way to the audiologist to get a hearing-aid refund.
The third man leapt from His chair and backed up against the wall, even before Jesus could greet him. "Don`t you come near me, man! Don`t touch me!" he screamed. "I`m on disability!"
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