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A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
The manager comes out ofthe bar and stops the guy.
`What the heck are you doing ?` he asks the drunk.
`I`m looking for my car, and I can`t find it.` he replies.
`So how does feeling the roof help you ?` asks the puzzled manager.
`Well,` replies the drunk earnestly, `MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!`.

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