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A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as quickly as he can.
The bartender asks, "My goodness, why are you drinking so fast?`
The guy replies, "You would be drinking just as fast if you had what I have."
The bartender looks at him curiously and says, "What do you have?"
The guy responds, "An empty wallet."
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