Drunk lady in bar
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A lady stumbles into a bar.
She says, "Beertender, give me a dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it."
He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, "Beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it." He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, "Beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and you better put two pickles in it, because... because I`ve got heartburn."
The bartender says, "Look, lady... It`s not beertender, it`s bartender. It`s not a martuni, it`s a martini. It`s not a dribble, it`s a double. That`s not a pickle, it`s an onion. And you haven`t got heartburn, "
You have your left tit in the Ashtray!"
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