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A Mexican drinks his Tecate and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap that we don`t need to drink from the same one twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his camelshit beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don`t need to drink out of the same glass twice, either."
A U.S. Army soldier, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller Lite and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-4 Carbine and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.
He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don`t need to drink with the same ones twice."
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