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Beer and shot
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Tommy walks into a bar and orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
After the bartender serves him, Tommy drinks the beer and pours the shot into his shirt pocket.
He then orders another beer and another shot.
Again, he chugs the beer and pulls open his pocket and pours in the shot.
"Look Mac, I don`t mean to bug you, but my curiosity is killing me," the bartender says. "Why do you pour the shots into your pocket?"
"It`s none of your damn business!" Tommy says, slamming the shot glass on the bar. "And if you`re going to give me a hard time about it, I`ll break your face!"
Then a mouse pops out of his shirt pocket and says, "And that goes for your damn cat too!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
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