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A man in a bar downs a few beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $6.
?But I paid, don?t you remember? the customer asks.
?OK,? the bartender says. ?If you say you paid, you did.?
The man leaves and tells the first guy he sees that the bartender can?t keep track of whether his customers have paid for their drinks.
The second man rushes in, orders a beer and pulls the same stunt.
The bartender replies, ?If you say you paid, I?ll take your word for it.?
That customer soon goes into the street, sees an old friend and tells him how to get free drinks.
The man hurries in and starts downing a beer.
The bartender leans over and says, ?You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight.
Two guys were drinking, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get his ass kicked.?
?Don?t bother me with your troubles,? the man responds. ?Just give me my change, and I?ll be on my way.?
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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