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A gentlemen's pl
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A man goes into a bar one evening and is surprised to see a ferret with no teeth, on the bar. He asks the barman what the ferret is for.
"That, sir," says the barman,"is a gentleman's pleasure."
So saying he puts the ferret down the front of the man's trousers. The ferret scurries around for a minute and then gives the man the best blow job he's ever had. Afterward, he asks the bartender if he can buy the ferret for $500.
"No can do," he says," it cost me a lot, what with the dental work and everything."
The man then offers $1000 and the bartender accepts. That night the man takes the ferret home and goes into the kitchen where his battle-axe wife is eating chocolates. He puts the ferret on the table and says:" Look what I bought for $1000. Its a gentleman's pleasure."
"What do you expect me to do with it?"
asks the witch.
"Teach it to cook and then fuck off!" says the man.
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