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A beautiful thing
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My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
"I got in a tiff with Riley."
"Riley? He`s just a wee fellow," the barkeep said, surprised. "He must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," Kelly said. "A shovel it was."
"Dear Lord. Didn`t you have anything in your hand?"
"Aye, that I did, Mrs. Riley`s tit," Kelly said. "And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight."
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