|
|
|
The preacher buys a parrot
Animal jokes
Rating : 5.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A preacher is buying a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn`t scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. It`s a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord`s prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"
"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.
Rating : 5.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
[ Animal jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 5.00, 1 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people`s hair... Read this joke...
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
One hot day, a blonde went up to a pop machine outside of Safeway and pulled out a handful of quarters... Read this joke...
You`re so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn`t have given you worse advice... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff