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Randy the rooster-1
Animal jokes
Rating : 6.01, 63 votes.
Reviews : 19 [add review]
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks.
So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I`ve got this great rooster, named Randy. He`ll service every chicken you got, no problem."
Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he`d be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You`ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me lots of money. Consequently, I `ll need you to do a good job. So take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. - WHAM! - Randy nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there. Later, the farmer sees Randy after flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! Randy gets all the geese.
By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught - worried that his expensive rooster won`t even last 24 hours.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob - stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddend by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you`ve done to yourself."
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they`re getting close."
Rating : 6.01, 63 votes.
Reviews : 19 [add review]
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