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Dog farts
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A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he`d been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapщs the young man realized he couldn`t hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"SPOT!" called out the young woman`s mother to the family dog, lying at the young man`s feet.
Relieved at the dog`s having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "Spot!" she called out sharply. "I`ve got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I`ll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"Spot!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he shits on you!"
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