|
|
|
Chuckie chicken
Animal jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie goes."
"I`m sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can`t allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet chicken."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the chicken began to squirm. The old farmer un-zipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"Marge," whispered Mildred.
"What?" said Marge.
"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.
"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
"Well, don`t worry about it," said Marge, "At our age it isn`t anything we haven`t seen before."
"Yes," said Mildred, "But this one`s eating my popcorn!"
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Animal jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
The preacher rose with a red face, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K... Read this joke...
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?... Read this joke...
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
This is true story from the newspaperThe Cape Times (South Africa):"For several months, our nurses have been baffled to find apatient dead inthe same bed every Friday morning" a spokeswoman for thePelonomi Hospital(Free State, South Africa) told reporters... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff