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What am i?
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What am I?
I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other.
For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in `n` out a warm, moist hole.
When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position.
Cleaning is usually done after I am.
What am I?
Why, I am your very own...Toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?
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