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A retired gentleman went into the local social security office to apply for aid.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver`s license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.
He told the woman that he was sorry but he seems to have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" He asks.
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."
He opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.
She says, "That silver hair is proof enough for me." and processes his application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience.
She says, " You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability too!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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