UFO Crash
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A guy is walking beside a lake when he sees a flying saucer swoop overhead, and crash in to the water. In the wreckage that floats to the surface, he sees a body, so he dives in to pull it ashore. It turns out to be a beautiful, green skinned alien babe in a skintight silver spacesuit. He gives her mouth to mouth, and unzips her suit to help her breathe.
"Oh thank you, human, you've saved my life!" she gasps. Then seeing the guy staring at her exposed, green skinned tits, she smiles shyly. "On my planet we call these 'breasts'...do you like them?" The guy nods, speechless, as the ET beauty arches her back, fingertips stroking the jutting emerald buds atop her firm boobs. "These, we call 'nipples'....." she gasps, before unzipping her spacesuit all the way down.
"...and this, on my world, is called a 'pussy'..." she croons, revealing her lovely. bald, smooth green snatch. Unable to contain himself the guy tugs down his fly and pulls out his cock. "What do you call this on your world?" he gasps. "I don't know" the alien babe frowns. "But if it were green and eight inches longer, it would be a cock."
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