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One day the husband comes home to His wife and she says to him, "Honey, honey, I need twenty dollars I have to go out and buy some meat."
"Twenty dollars!... are you crazy? Come upstairs to the bathroom and let me show you something."
They run up to the bathroom and he stands in front of the mirror and pulls out a twenty dollar bill and says, "You see that twenty in the mirror, that ones yours and this ones mine."
He goes to work the next day and when he comes home he finds the kitchen table packed full of meat from one end to the other.
He looks over to His wife and says, "Honey, honey, where the hell did you get all of this meat?"
"Well," she replies. "Come upstairs to the bathroom and let me show you something."
They run up to the bathroom and she stands in front of the mirror, lifts up her skirt.
"You see that one in the mirror, that ones yours and this one`s the butcher`s."
Submitted by axelwang
Edited by Curtis
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