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That hard!
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question, but as he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, `Ma`am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you`ll forgive me.`
She replies, `if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I`m in room 1221.`
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