Texas bj
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Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stagecoaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stagecoach one day: a true red-blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city-slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well-endowed Texas lady.
The city-slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I`ll give you $10 for a blow job."
The Texas gentleman looked appalled, pulled out His pistol, and killed the city slicker on the spot.
The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, suh, for defendin` mah honor!"
Whereupon the Texan holstered His gun and said, "Your honor, hell! No tenderfoot from back east is gonna raise the price of a woman in Texas!"
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