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This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner side of Her left thigh.
He had seen weirder, so he didn`t think too much about it.
Then she wanted a Santa tattooed on the upper most inner side of Her right thigh.
After he finished the last tattoo, he just couldn`t help asking her, "Why the turkey and Santa?"
She replied, "I`m tired of my husband complaining that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

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