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Talking clock
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Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. "What`s that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "It`s not a gong. It`s a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously? asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk. "How`s it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "HEY YOU JERK!! it`s ten past three in the morning!" Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis
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