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Slogans for safe sex!
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21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don`t be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don`t be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can`t go wrong when you shield your dong
7. If you`re not going to sack it, go home & whack it
8. If you think she`s spunky cover your money
9. If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won`t get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you`re going into heat, package your meat
13. When you`re undressing your venus dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants & blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don`t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in oil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. NO GLOVE NO LOVE!
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