She's my wife
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Late at night this guy runs into a pub and demands a glass of water from the landlord.
The guy drinks it in one gulp then asks for a second glass.
Six pints later, and he has recovered enough to speak. "Thanks," he croaks.
"That`s one hell of a thirst you`ve got," says the landlord.
The guy says: "Any man would be as bad if they`d just had sex with the woman in my car.
She`s insatiable. She wants me to go right back out there and do it all again, but I can`t."
"Where`s your car?" the landlord asks.
"At the roadside," the guy gasps.
"Tell you what," says the landlord, "you watch the bar for me while I nip out and take your place."
"Be my guest," the guy says.
So the landlord goes outside and gets in the car. It`s totally dark, so the woman doesn`t realize she`s with a different man. And they get right down to it, humping away.
Five minutes later there`s a knock on the window. It`s a cop, and he shines his flashlight on the naked couple.
"What`s going on here?" he asks.
"It`s all right, officer," explains the landlord, "She`s my wife."
The officer replies apologetically, "Oh, sorry sir, I didn`t realize."
Look at the woman the landlord says, "Neither did I till you switched on that damned light."
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