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Playing around
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One day, this guy who had been stranded on a desert island all alone for 10 years sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
`It`s certainly not a ship,` he thinks to himself.
As the speck gets closer
and closer, he begins to rule out the possibility of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly emerging from the surf walking towards him comes
this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the stunned guy and asks,
`How long has it been since you`ve had a cigarette?`
`Ten years,` he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left
sleeve and pulls out a packet of fresh cigarettes. He takes a long drag and says,
`Man oh man. Is that ever good.`
She then asks him,
`How long has it been since you`ve had a sip of bourbon?`
Trembling, he replies,
`Ten years.`
She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig, and says,
`Wow, that`s absolutely fantastic.`
Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wetsuit, looks at him seductively and asks,
`And how long has it been since you`ve played around?`
The guy, with tears in his eyes, replies,
`Oh my God! Don`t tell me you`ve got golf clubs in there!`
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