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Pimple head
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Lewis has a big pimple in the middle of his forehead. A big, huge pimple, and it won`t go away. So he goes to the doctor.
The doctor examines him and says, "Oh my! You`ve got a penis growing out of the middle of your forehead!"
Lewis says, "Oh, no, Doc! What can you do?"
The doctor says, "Don`t worry. Once it`s fully grown, we can remove it completely."
Lewis says, "What do you mean, FULLY GROWN?! Doc, I can`t spend years and years staring at that thing, waiting for it to grow!"
The doctor says, "Well, you won`t have to stare at it for long. Pretty soon, the balls will cover your eyes."
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